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cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

fresnel149:

prguitarman:

hoynofollo:

Not today

The new Final Destination movie looks great

That old lady with the dumpsters is SO FUCKING RUSSIAN.

(Source: humor-y-videojuegos)

coeurandrogyne:

madmanwithsomesocks:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

This arc took a total of three scenes in the season (four if you count the scene where she’s not in the visiting room) and it still carried more weight than everything Larry’s dealt with the entire series.

this guy is like 50000x more important than Larry.

(Source: rhaegare)

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

harryedward:

how to get a thigh gap

step 1: open ur legs 

step 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

heroesofhyrule:

If you wanna date a boy then date a boy who is short, blond and handsome. Date a boy whose actions speak louder than words. Date a boy who’s brave. Date a boy who likes sleeping. Date a boy who would save a kingdom for you. Date a boy who loves horseback riding, and is very skilled with a sword. A boy whose spirit is the same as the legendary Hero’s. 

Link. Date Link. 

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

(Source: celiahodesfuckyeah)

Laverne Cox gets her LIFE when Beyoncé performs Rocket at the 2014 MTV VMAs.

(Source: thequeenbey)